Kohen's Countdown - Will he get the Trampoline?

87
Social Studies
So close, yet so far.
83
English Language Arts
No habla ingles???
100
Vocal Music
Boom!!!
85
Pre-Engineering
Might have to build your trampoline yourself!
93
Integrated Algebra
Maybe he understands ALL A's = Biggest Trampoline Ever
90
Phys Ed
Hanging on by a string....
93
Science
Good job! This isn't rocket science!

New Species Discovered: Report

  

Overland Park, Kansas: A new animal species was discovered by an unwitting homeowner in the Kansas City suburb of Overland Park. This video shows the new animal, houndcatus obnoxious, attempting to hide under the couple's ottoman.

Technology in Our Lives

Willie and his Ipad

Relationship Update

They're buddies.

Wrestling Update

OTTOMANIA

Note at the 52 second mark how Willie has learned to use the apron of the ottoman to his advantage.

Investigation Uncovers Instigation

Ellie Wrongly Accused

For months Ellie (houndmutt 25 lbs) has been accused and presumed to instigate confrontations with Willie (houndcat 4 lbs). As this video surveillance footage shows, just the opposite is true.